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Aeroil the Pirate: YARRR! FEEL THE BITE OF MY CUTLASS ARRR
Aeroil the Swashbuckler: Fiend! thou shalt be vanquished this day and never again trouble the world of the living.
Aeroil the Pirate: Arr, ye scurvy dog, I aint gonna be beaten by no scum like you. Yarr!
Aeroil the Swashbuckler: Enough! Have at thee!

*swordplay ensues*

Aeroil the Swashbuckler: Anon! thou be as good with a blade as thou art smelly, swine!!
Aeroil the Pirate: Yarr, the funny-talker knows how to fight, but I still will be runnin ye through!
Aeroil the Swashbuckler: Never! my words are in my sword, thou more dire villain, than words can give thee out!
Aeroil the Pirate: Yarrr!!!!

*more swordplay ensues, and Aeroil the Swashbucker disarms Aeroil the Pirate, pressing his sword to the Pirate's chest*

Aeroil the Swashbuckler: Enough! surrender, and face thine judgement.
Aeroil the Pirate: grrr, never matey, I won't go to the gallows I won't
Aeroil the Swashbuckler: Then thou has sealed thine fate.

*Aeroil the Pirate quickly retrieves a hidden dagger, and throws it at Aeroil the Swashbuckler, who dodges, as Aeroil the Pirate retrieves his sword.*

Aeroil the Swashbuckler: I am betrayed! I will no longer show thee any quarter, thou art sentenced! Lay on vile Gruff, and damned be he who first cries, "Hold, Enough!"
Aeroil the Pirate: YAARRRR!!!

*more swordplay ensues, and Aeroil the Swashbuckler runs Aeroil the Pirate through*

Aeroil the Swashbuckler: The deed is done... We shall have this one, as our rarer villains are, painted on a pole and underwrit, "Here may you see the Pirate."
A play I wrote.

I expect to see it on broadway in about six months.
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Spook327 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2006
It's like you win and lose at the same time, or something. Entertaining - and remember, Talk Like A Pirate day is just around the corner!
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Dark0Goddess Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2006
Awww and I wanted to stage it!
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Aeroil-Taelroca Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2006   Photographer
We still need a director.
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Dark0Goddess Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2006
I have only ever co-directed. I am an ace stage manager though!
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